The Republic of Cold Angel-11 is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its digital currency, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 10.333 billion Cold Angel-11ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.1%.
The all-consuming Cold Angel-11ian economy, worth 886 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,831 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
The government spends millions of Delta Eagles every year prosecuting spammers, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cold Angel-11's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Cold Angel-11 is ranked 285,727th in the world and 8,255th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Cultured, scoring 54 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
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Cold Angel-11, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
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Cold Angel-11, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
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Cold Angel-11, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
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Cold Angel-11, the government spends millions of Delta Eagles every year prosecuting spammers.
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Cold Angel-11, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
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Cold Angel-11 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
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Cold Angel-11, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
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Cold Angel-11, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
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Cold Angel-11, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
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Cold Angel-11, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.



































